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Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-14

Posted on June 14, 2009
  • Riding train thru majestic redwood 4est. Trees older than country. They’d make a gr8 bookcase & matching armoire. http://yfrog.com/5b5u9j #
  • Driving down PCH, looking at all the off-shore oil drilling rigs wrecking the view. Was about 2 complain, then I remembered we’re DRIVING. #
  • RT: Dick Cheney just refuses to get off my TV. Apparently during the years 2001-2008, his secret undisclosed location was the year 2009. #
  • Previous post re-tweeted for new followers & because I used it in a strip yesterday. #
  • Glad to be home. It’s just like the redwood forest I just visited, only with a lot less wood and a lot more plaster. #
  • It takes balls to publicly mock the IRS. But I’d like to keep mine, so I won’t.
    http://bit.ly/K8Z1I #
  • At banquet, watched drunk friend accept award & tell a story about how the guy sitting next 2 me was killed by the cops. Best. Monday. Ever. #
  • 88 year-old racist who denied Jews were victims of atrocities shoots up Holocaust Museum in attempt to win 2009 Irony Award. #
  • After Obama = Hate-mongers R shooting people cuz they fear their country is dying. Thank God it IS dying. I like the new one better. #
  • Called 2 ask bank 2 reverse newly-decreased credit line AND THEY DID. Gonna go buy lottery ticket & see where this unnatural luck takes me. #
  • GOP sez NO 2 public health plan b/c it’d kill HMOs. It’d be cheaper, more attractive & every1 would choose it. Yeah, save me from that, GOP! #
  • Grabbed “darrinbell” Facebook name in rush 2 beat 14 other Darrin Bell’s. Regret not picking “BarackObama” instead. http://bit.ly/ohJHH #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-07

Posted on June 7, 2009
  • New blog post: What Time It Is? http://bit.ly/VPuRF #
  • Anyone else having iTunes problems? First all apps on iPhone stopped working. Then tried logging into account on iTunes & got error message. #
  • My iPhone apps won’t open & I need their data b4 I restore. How can I see the directories & drag files stored by 3rd party apps to my Mac? #
  • Fixed #iPhone by restoring from oldest backup. Wonder if I can also fix credit score that way. #
  • New blog post: Where’s Cheney? part 1 http://bit.ly/ahbGD #
  • #Candorville starts in Santa Cruz Sentinel 2day. Will break in2 stands & autograph all papers when there this weeknd. Hope fans have bail $. #
  • Walking thru supermarket, noticed a vibrating razor. 5 sharp blades. Vibrating. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Naturally I bought it. #
  • Note 2 self: go on Amazon.com, buy shoulder-mounted insect-devouring lizard for next mid-day hike through Griffith Park. #
  • REALLY weird vibe in #Griffith_Park 2day. Guys keep stopping mid-trail& staring@me&each other. Finally stared back&1 dude ducked bhind tree. #
  • New blog post: Fan-Made “Green Lantern” Movie Trailer http://bit.ly/4A9Sb #
  • New blog post: Where’s Cheney? part 2 http://bit.ly/VJoLm #
  • New blog post: Where’s Cheney? part 3 https://www.candorville.com/2009/06/ #
  • Just saw Tom Hanks get smashed by huge meteor on Tonight Show. This was actually the original ending 4 “Angels & Demons.” True story. #
  • NEW COMIC: Dick Cheney’s In the Closet
    http://tinyurl.com/rbz8tf #
  • There were clouds today but no rain. Then the sun came out & it rained. Now rain’s gone but clouds are back. It must not be opposite day. #
  • Ken Burns sent me ALL his documentaries in xchange 4 a signed Candorville print. Speechless now. http://yfrog.com/0nvulpayj #
  • Readers R funny. Use “you’re” when u should use “your” ONCE & ur illiterate. Even though you’ve used your & you’re correctly for 5 years. #
  • Ate a sandwich while hiking on the trail. Came home. Sat on couch & had trail mix for lunch. Something’s wrong here. #
  • On road trip to Santa Cruz. It’s a tour of California wildlife: oxen, cattle, rest stop perverts… http://yfrog.com/29gjyj #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week of 2009-05-31

Posted on May 31, 2009
  • Tom Ridge sez Obama being “political” by “looking backward” 2 justify current 4n policy. I thought that was called “learning from history.” #
  • Hiking. 60+ yo man struts by w/red bandana hangin from back left pocket. How’d gang member get 2 live so long? He must’ve been on desk duty. #
  • Heard CA banned a great threat to marriage. Panicked until I realized this wasn’t about banning booze, football, or Vegas. #
  • Watching black prop8 supporters on TV gleefully extoll “will of voter.” If it’d been left up2 voters we’d still have separ8 water fountains. #
  • There’s a reason the civil rights movement was fought in the courts: the scared masses will ALWAYS vote against people who aren’t like them. #
  • Picked up new client-stirs college memories. Driving from UCB thru redwoods, deer, drunken mud-covered naked people… Gotta luv Santa Cruz. #
  • White woman rolled eyes @Latina yardworker, saw Laura &me & rolled eyes again. How big a showoff RU if ur flexin ur EYE muscles 4 strangers? #
  • Every1 ignoring context of her speech. Judge Sotomayor sez life xperience would lead 2 wiser decisions in SEX AND RACE DISCRIMINATION CASES. #
  • Just smacked down forum-dweller bitching about #BSG at TrekBBS. Haven’t been in a nerd-fight in quite some time. Invigorating. I feel alive. #
  • Flashy graphic. Blitzer says WH wants both Palestinians & Israelis 2 follow existing plans. Only on cable is STATUS QUO “breaking news.” #
  • Heard Archie will propose 2 Veronica. If they stay true 2 the comix (he always ended up w/2 dates on same night), he’ll marry her AND Betty. #
  • Tom Tancredo (R) is right: La_Raza IS just like the KKK “except for the hoods and the nooses” (& the violence & the racial supremacy thing). #
  • Hiking. 6 taggers ruining hillside on my favr8 path. Opened mouth 2 drop some life-changing wisdom on ’em, all that came out was “not cool.” #

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