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Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-23

Posted on August 23, 2009
  • I hope it's a good place. RT @IDJones942 Confession: @candorville is slowly taking over the place in my heart where Boondocks once resided. #
  • Darrin's Random Discoveries, part 784: Never ride the LA River Bike Path at dusk unless you like killing dozens of mosquitos with your face. #
  • One reader's saying my site is blank. Do u see a brick bacground, nav buttons & stuff, or a plain white site at http://www.Candorville.com ? #
  • Colbert, Stewart, Paint Drying Channel… Need I go on? RT @davidsirota Give me a compelling reason to continue my cable TV subscription? #
  • Just got back from 2013 where I watched Larry King interview Michael Jackson's neighbor's proctologist's dentist's hairdressser on CNNMSNBC. #
  • If there's no sequel to District 9 in *exactly* three years, there is no God. #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-16

Posted on August 16, 2009
  • . The Telltale Sign http://bit.ly/18KBiW #
  • Spent all evening hunting fruit flies in my apartment, only to find out they don’t make a very satisfying meal. #
  • . The Epiphany, part 1 http://bit.ly/2cAVgw #
  • This week’s new. Gonna be 1 more vacation week next week. Unavoidable. Serious &$*# going down here, people. You’d understand if I told you. #
  • . The Epiphany, part 2 http://bit.ly/1Sxfbf #
  • . The Epiphany, part 3 http://bit.ly/3xhug6 #
  • Told cashier at Macy’s I hadn’t bought a new shirt in over a year. She thought it was strange till I reminded her I’m a guy. #
  • . The Epiphany, part 4 http://bit.ly/19L9eV #
  • . The Epiphany, part 5 http://bit.ly/3rGRoJ #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-09

Posted on August 9, 2009
  • In LA. Hot, incredibly humid day + 10 mile bike ride alongside the exhaust-filled 5 freeway. What can possibly go wrong? #
  • Picking up teenage niece at LAX today. Plan on holding up sign that reads “Cuty-pooty Muffintop” to scar her for life. #
  • Just sent out all the Michael Jackson posters, so if you ordered one you’ll have it early next week. #
  • Just sent out all the Michael Jackson posters so if you ordered one you’ll have it early next week. Http://tinyurl.com/n3avll #
  • I would never use my platform to exact furious vengeance upon those who wrong me. Funny vengeance, though, is another story. #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-07-19

Posted on July 19, 2009
  • What do you do when your entire world unexpectedly comes crashing down around you? Aside from writing emo posts on Twitter, I mean. #
  • My bad. RT @brucegreenberg @candorville Nice stuff on Iran, but shouldn’t you be covering who is going to get custody of MJ’s kids? #
  • Trying to interview Basij, Iran’s secret police. But Basij only paying attention 2 people in green. #
  • Will put on green hat 2 get their attention. http://bit.ly/1aC9cN #
  • They don’t see me. Raising hand, like at press conferences. http://bit.ly/1aC9cN #
  • Basij running over for interview. Will start w/softball question 2 form bond. http://bit.ly/1aC9cN #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-07-12

Posted on July 12, 2009
  • Well, it’s not called “Whitewashville, is it? RT @gonzo_lust @candorville today’s newspaper strip was NOT FUNNY! Shame on you. #
  • My editors censored today’s Candorville strip 4 papers, but there’s always the Web! See the director’s cut at http://tinyurl.com/nxuy74 #
  • Anyone know a good, painless, gentle dentist near Hollywood CA? I don’t mind pain of course, but I’ve got this “friend” who’s a big baby. #
  • Channel 4 just spent about 3 minutes marveling at how well-behaved the crowd is @ the Staples Center MJ memorial. What’d they expect, riots? #
  • Grand Wizards @Channel 4 news still amazed “hooligans” aren’t ruining the MJ Memorial. “But… this is a crowd of all races” they conclude. #
  • End of the Michael Jackson series. One thing’s for sure: I won’t have to beat myself down with a sock full of quarters: bit.ly/XskSB #
  • Rev. Jackson said there should B special place in hell 4 grave robbers. There should B special place in PRISON: beneath big horny cellmates. #
  • Outside my windowz fire escape ladder, beautiful bird just hatched some baby birds. In unrelated news, trying 2 decide what 2 have 4 dinner. #
  • This wk I heard from 98 people who know/like me but 4 some reason I was more concerned w/the 2 strangers who stopped following me on Twitter #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-07-05

Posted on July 5, 2009
  • About to watch two hours of huge robots blowing stuff up good. Hope I can follow the plot. http://yfrog.com/1745bj #
  • #Transformers felt like a 3hr trailer for a better movie: PUNCH-JOKE-KICK-T&A-EXPLODE-slo-mo-YELL!!!-Cut 2 black. PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH …moral #
  • On a newsgroup right now debating yesterday’s cartoon with people who seem intent on proving me right: http://tinyurl.com/nslnwf #
  • Zombie editors from 1950 censored my Michael Jackson cartoon, but I’ll run the real one on my website next week anyway. #
  • patiently waiting for the Media to move into its “has there been too much MJ coverage?” phase. #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-28

Posted on June 28, 2009
  • A reader tells me today’s comic is too arcane for my audience. I say Google & YouTube make concept of “arcane” arcane. http://bit.ly/JbxzL #
  • Watching paparazzi film of ambulance w/ Michael Jackson’s dead body. Can’t cameras EVER leave him alone? #
  • Now we’ll NEVER know what “mama-say, mama-sa, ma-maku-sa” means. #
  • If any edcartoonists draw Michael Jackson moonwalking through the Pearly Gates I will personally beat them down w/ a sock full of quarters. #
  • I’ve got a sock full of quarters with Bruce Plante’s name on it. Try harder, cartoonistas! RT @gnostinews Http://tinyurl.com/ly9gda #
  • True story: Elderly reader just asked me about an Iran tweet I posted last week. Had to first tell him “twat” is not past-tense 4 “tweet.” #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-21

Posted on June 21, 2009
  • Fox “News” tries 2 win 2009 Irony Award by being SHOCKED that we haven’t stood up & said (2 Iran) “stealing elections is unacceptable.” #
  • Paste yesterday’s Candorville in2 your 2009 tax return, send me proof & be entered 2 win signed copy of next Cville book http://bit.ly/DWjdf #
  • Obama Inauguration posters are now back in stock if you didn’t grab one the first time around: http://bit.ly/C99x #
  • The #IranElection battles sure are exciting. Their “Green Revolution” may actually bring about a kinder, gentler oppressive theocracy. #
  • Adventures in Idiocy: Just discovered #Indesign image catalogue script could do in 5 seconds wht ive spent the past 2 months doing by hand. #
  • Sen. Alexander (R) on CNN now. Sez govrun healthcare wastes 10% of its $$ so it’s better 2 help poor buy private insurance which wastes 25%. #
  • I was thinking about running #DiskDoctor on my #Macbook to get rid of some bugs, but I don’t want PETA coming after me. #
  • See America? THIS is how U respond 2 stolen elections. RT @Gul546 Video of Iran rally http://lurl.me/piseo4 #iranelection #gr88 #tehran #

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