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MSNBC and its experts

WTF? MSNBC asks expert if this plane that hit the IRS would be like an SUV hitting it. He replies yes, but an SUV would hit it on the ground

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-09-13

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-09-06

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-30

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-23

  • I hope it's a good place. RT @IDJones942 Confession: @candorville is slowly taking over the place in my heart where Boondocks once resided. #
  • Darrin's Random Discoveries, part 784: Never ride the LA River Bike Path at dusk unless you like killing dozens of mosquitos with your face. #
  • One reader's saying my site is blank. Do u see a brick bacground, nav buttons & stuff, or a plain white site at http://www.Candorville.com ? #
  • Colbert, Stewart, Paint Drying Channel… Need I go on? RT @davidsirota Give me a compelling reason to continue my cable TV subscription? #
  • Just got back from 2013 where I watched Larry King interview Michael Jackson's neighbor's proctologist's dentist's hairdressser on CNNMSNBC. #
  • If there's no sequel to District 9 in *exactly* three years, there is no God. #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-16

  • . The Telltale Sign http://bit.ly/18KBiW #
  • Spent all evening hunting fruit flies in my apartment, only to find out they don’t make a very satisfying meal. #
  • . The Epiphany, part 1 http://bit.ly/2cAVgw #
  • This week’s new. Gonna be 1 more vacation week next week. Unavoidable. Serious &$*# going down here, people. You’d understand if I told you. #
  • . The Epiphany, part 2 http://bit.ly/1Sxfbf #
  • . The Epiphany, part 3 http://bit.ly/3xhug6 #
  • Told cashier at Macy’s I hadn’t bought a new shirt in over a year. She thought it was strange till I reminded her I’m a guy. #
  • . The Epiphany, part 4 http://bit.ly/19L9eV #
  • . The Epiphany, part 5 http://bit.ly/3rGRoJ #

Candorville’s Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-08-09

  • In LA. Hot, incredibly humid day + 10 mile bike ride alongside the exhaust-filled 5 freeway. What can possibly go wrong? #
  • Picking up teenage niece at LAX today. Plan on holding up sign that reads “Cuty-pooty Muffintop” to scar her for life. #
  • Just sent out all the Michael Jackson posters, so if you ordered one you’ll have it early next week. #
  • Just sent out all the Michael Jackson posters so if you ordered one you’ll have it early next week. Http://tinyurl.com/n3avll #
  • I would never use my platform to exact furious vengeance upon those who wrong me. Funny vengeance, though, is another story. #

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