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The Republicans Love Their Countup Clocks

gop-countdownclock1.gifYou know you haven’t got much to say about your opposition when you resort to condemning their logistics. First Fox News ran a “days since Barack Obama promised to appear on our show” clock. Now the Republican Party’s homepage is running their own countup clocks which count the days since Obama’s (a) visited Iraq, and (b) was invited to ten town hall meetings by John McCain. Is the GOP sure it wants to play this game? The Democrats could easily respond with clocks of their own. Such as (dates are rough estimations): 1. “Days since John McCain flip-flopped on off-shore drilling: 2 days” 2. “Days since John McCain officially approved of torture: 730 days” 3. “Days since John McCain used 100 heavily-armed soldiers, 3 Blackhawks, 2 Apache gunships and a flak jacket to prove he could walk around an Iraqi marketplace without protection: 565 days” 4. “Days since the Iraqi marketplace he walked through was back under the control of insurgents: 330 days” 5. “Days since President Bush promised to fire whoever committed treason by outing an undercover CIA operative: 1,460 days” 6. “Days since President Bush vowed to capture Osama Bin Laden: 2,355 days” 7. “Days since President Bush vowed to rebuild New Orleans: 895 days” 8. “Days since President Carter called energy independence a national security matter, vowed to free us from Middle East oil, and was consequently mocked by Reagan and the next two generations of Republicans: 13,870 days” 9. “Days since President Truman tried to give Americans universal healthcare, but was rebuffed by Republicans in Congress: 21,900 days” Etc… Of course, none of that’s as important as Barack Obama’s travel itinerary or the burning question of whether he’ll stick to the five debates he’s offered McCain, or accept McCain’s invitation to ten.

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