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Republicans and their not-so-clever euphemisms

Euphemistically-speaking

The only shocking part about this is that the white supremacists Neo NAZIS Alt RightMAGA fascists bigots extremists Republicans are still dabbling in dog-whistles. Convict Trump put in four years of hard work to inspire the worst impulses in his followers.

Why the euphemisms, then? Why don’t they just come right out and admit that their goal is to delete “The Blacks,” “The Gays,” “The Mexicans,” and anyone else they deem to be undesirable, from any influential positions of prominence? 

The basest motivation

You might not know that Candorville wasn’t my first syndicated comic strip. I started it in 1995 for my college newspaper, and self-syndicated it to Black newspapers and a zine called Continental Newstime throughout the Nineties. But The Washington Post Writers Group didn’t launch it in mainstream papers until 2003. In the meantime, I was working on something else.

In 1997, I co-created the comic strip Rudy Park, with New York Times reporter Matt Richtel. We’d meet once a week at San Francisco’s Metreon where we’d eat lunch, people watch, and joke about Bush, Rumsfeld, Paris Hilton, and whatever else was in the news. Then he’d go home and write a week’s worth of Rudy strips, I’d edit them, and then draw them. After he won a Pulitzer and wrote a few best-selling novels, he wisely freed up some time to spend with his small kids. He handed the writing duties to me. 

The hardest character to crack, for me, was Armstrong Maynard, the conniving boss. They were all hard, actually, until I decided to zero in on one character trait that I always enjoyed in Matt’s writing. For Armstrong, I decided that the reason why he was always screwing over patrons and his employees wasn’t because he was greedy. It was because he was a sadist. A shameless, amoral, gleefully malevolent soul, for whom the cruelty was the point

Ever since Reagan ran against a fictional “welfare queen” in the disco era, conventional wisdom has told us that Republicans dog-whistle to convince deplorable bigots that they’re with them. And at the same time, they’ve got plausible deniability.

I believe conventional wisdom has missed the point for half a century. 

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Republicans do want bigots, xenophobes, and other assorted scumbags to know that they’re with them. But they don’t want plausible deniability. They want to rub it in our faces, to bait us into pointing it out. Because then they get to play another game: they get to gaslight us. It’s not desperation on their part. It’s not trickery. It’s sadism.

Fascism succeeds when people are trained to ignore their own eyes and to instead see what they’re told to see.

There are five lights. We have always been at war with Eastasia. Donald Trump fought to save Obamacare. Donald Trump didn’t shut down the government during his first term.

It’s the Democrats that are racist, not the Republicans. In fact, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would vote Republican today if a racist Democrat hadn’t executed him. 

Their glee is incomprehensible

Gleeful sadism is one of the most effective aspects of a fascist movement. It’s beyond gaslighting. It’s a type of gaslighting where the cretin wants to make sure you know they’re doing it, because it produces cognitive dissonance in decent people. Cognitive dissonance is a psychological state of distress produced by holding two opposing thoughts at once. Decent people tend to believe that people who lie to them are decent, if misguided or misinformed. It’s hard for decent people to accept the plain truth that there’s no shortage of politicians, Media figures, neighbors, family, friends, or colleagues, who are gleefully and knowingly being disingenuous – or worse – lying to their faces. 

When faced with cognitive dissonance, one common reaction is to simply give up. To stop trying to correct misinformation. To stop pointing out wrongdoing. To stop organizing. To stop resisting. To wall oneself off from what’s happening and focus on self care. Maybe take up knitting, or watercolors, to pass the time until the national fever breaks.

The first, and maybe most important way to counter it is, to simply assert to whomever is doing it, that you know it’s happening, that you know that it’s intentional, and that it will never work on you. 

Fox “News” Viewers React to Release of Obama’s Birth Certificate

Today, President Obama finally released his long-form birth certificate to prove he’s an American. In other words, the country finally released long-form certification that we continue to be a nation plagued by racist assholes. Millions of Americans (45% of Republicans, according to a recent poll) just can’t accept that a black man is a true American. No amount of proof is enough to squash a conspiracy theory, because conspiracy theories aren’t about facts; they’re about people refusing to accept that history’s moved on and left them or their worldview in the dust. The facts are always, always incidental. The people who clung to their Obama-is-an-Other fantasy (also known as “Fox News Viewers”) will now simply refuse to believe their own eyes. For example… (culled from the reader responses to the release of the certificate…)
“It’s a Certificate of birth… Not a Birth Certificate which has the seal, mothers finger print and baby’s feet prints… Certificate of birth, easily forged… Birth Certificate, cannot be forged…I hope they do a chemical analysis on the paper and ink.” -heydad614 “To the best of my knowledge, that green “crossthatch” paper didn’t exist in 1961. Had a white sheet of paper been place on the copier screen, then copied using that green paper, you’d see a white sheet of paper copied onto that larger green crossthatch paper. If someone has information to the contrary, as in, when exactly that style of paper came into being and when it became a standard for State’s to use it for birth certificate, vehicle titles…as well as banks to use it (for checks), I’m all ears. And eyes.” -Rod Vanger “His mother’s mother, his grandmother stated that she went to Kenya for his birth. Remember, you don’t have to be born in the USA to be an Illinois State Senator. Just so happens she didn’t live long enough to see the election and explain why she could possibily be mistaken as to where her grandson was born. Yup, people forge documents all the time and money and power get really good documents. This isn’t over. Where did he say he was born on the college forms that he filed. That is where the investigation should go. If he falsified the forms to get Federal Grant or Scholarahip monies then he would be guilty of Fraud. Trump must go after those forms next. “A person who has nothing to hide hides nothing”.” -sunkgleska “He should show it he has had three years to have one made up!!!!!!!!!!!!” -dissmayed “So, now the question remains, why did Obama pay over $2 Million, in legal fees, to prevent his birth certificate from seeing the light of day, only to now release it (over two years after the election), or did he? Is this a real birth certificate? What about the university and health records?” -Wolfman Jones “Why would they refer to him as African as his race …. and his mother as cauc. ? Something isn’t right here… African is not a Race!! Also his mother was 17 when she became pregnant with Obama… many of us were led to believe she met Obama Senior while in college…. hummm…. like I said something just isn’t right….” -goway “It only took 2+ years for him to produce one at all. Now EITHER this is the real one and it took Trump hasseling him about it for him to finally produce it OR it is NOT a real one but it took 2+ years for his people to figure out a way to get him a Long Form. Now in this case, as my Grandfather used to say ” If it walks like a Duck, looks like a Duck, and sounds like a Duck…its a Duck” Now if you look at the Certificate it may look like a real one next to a real one. But if you look at the situation, at the context of it, the timing of the release and how long it took you could say its a fake one. The FACT is, it should have never been an issue. Every other President before him both Democrat and Republican PROVIDED it up front*, as well as their educational records, and tax records. This President has gotten away with concealing SO MUCH FOR SO LONG. If there wasn’t a problem why would he conceal it? Its a simple question.” -tazer357 (*Darrin’s note: no, they didn’t, because nobody ever thought to ask a caucasian president to prove he was an American) “And one is to believe that a person would spend a few mill on lawyers to dodge the issue of simply whipping this mint copy of “live birth”, not a birth certificate, out of their sock drawer? Perhaps the anti tea party Buttbama loving groupies need to further their education. It’s all bogus.” -kevinbecham “it’s a fake!!!! i’ve seen obamas family picture (in an email) and they do not give BC’s to monkeys!!!!” -rwalden
There are two slightly less bat-shit insane groups of conspiracy theorists: the kind who accept the facts, but then concoct a NEW conspiracy theory to explain why they were duped into believing the original conspiracy theory… and the kind who simply try to change the subject and hope you forget they ever mentioned it in the first place. Sometimes you get people who do both:
“So basically, just like I already knew, this was hidden for no other purpose than to deliberately cause controversy so Obama could use it to demean & dismiss those that oppose him. He could have done this when McCain was made to show his in 2008, instead he used it in typical Saul Alinsky style. The question is not WHERE he was born but WHY has he hidden all of his personal information? He is a liar, a rac ist, a Mar xist, Social ist, Commun ist, pick one. He just attended “Easter” services at a church where the B L A C K “pastor” is another Jerimiah Wright, lots of coverage of that huh? -paintinc56
(sigh) This is the kind of sad chapter in our history that the “racism is all behind us” crowd will be working overtime to forget. Which is why I propose turning it into a national holiday. Henceforth, Americans will celebrate April 27 as “Black-President-Had-to-Prove-He-Was-an-American-Day.” Some of us will hang our heads in lingering resentment, racists will gleefully and ironically barbecue, and all of us will eventually use it as just another excuse to take off work for a day. And Hallmark will clean up.

Senator Ensign demands Senator Ensign’s resignation

Senator John Ensign demanding accountabilityNevada Senator John Ensign (R), “a leading conservative mentioned as a presidential candidate,” told reporters today that he is shocked and disappointed to learn he had an extramarital affair with an ex campaign staffer. He went on to demand his own resignation. “This wouldn’t be making the national news if it was an ordinary affair,” Ensign said. “But I’m the guy who went on national TV and suggested that my fellow Republican Senator Larry Craig resign because he admitted to lewd conduct.” Indeed, this is not the first time Senator Ensign has taken to the airwaves to demand accountability from another senator. In 2007, when Republican Senator Larry Craig was caught and convicted of trolling for sex in an airport men’s room, Ensign was unforgiving, saying “This wouldn’t be making the national news if it was an ordinary misdemeanor. He pled guilty to something that, you know lewd behavior, that’s not the behavior a United States senator should be engaged in.” When he was informed that Nevada Senator John Ensign has praised Senator Ensign’s decision to call for Senator Ensign’s resignation, Senator Ensign explained that conservatives like him consider adultery to be lewd conduct, no matter with whom it’s committed. “If I held myself to a different standard than that to which I held Larry Craig, I would be admitting two things: First, I’d be admitting I’m a homophobe because I think Craig’s failed attempt at a homosexual tryst was worse than my successful – and very sweaty – heterosexual boot knocking. Second, I’d be admitting I’m a hypocrite. And I’m no hypocrite.” So far, Ensign has received no reply from Ensign.

“If I criticize Obama, I’m racist?!”

Every time I follow a link from the Drudge Report to an article that allows comments, I inevitably find some indignant Drudge poster writing “if I criticize Obama, I’m a racist?!” Having been accused of racism myself for odd reasons (drawing a cartoon condemning racism makes you racist in some people’s eyes), I don’t automatically dismiss the sentiment. But then those posters usually go on to call Obama “Kenya’s favorite son,” or to say something else that demonstrates why their Obama criticism is suspect. I bet this cartoonist indignantly says “if I criticize Obama, I’m racist?!” all the time.
David Cohen
Asheville Citizen-Times
Feb 9, 2009

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