Candorville https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Why can’t we have nice things too? Bigoted Republicans exploit the massive Los Angeles fires Elon Musk joins himself at the hip to Donald Trump Democrats join Republicans to swiftly certify Donald Trump’s victory Where did you picture yourself today five years ago? Zuckerberg’s META goes full MAGA to placate Donald Trump Christmas is a bunch of nonsense Merry Christmas! The problem is there’s no problem It makes him feel six years old again People just talk too much about Donald Trump What brings you to therapy? The empty story tank Long story short Little Lionel said @#%^*! Guess who Trump appointed to his cabinet About the guy who wrote THE TALK Taking a date to Star Trek the Musical Republicans and their not-so-clever euphemisms Import Sponsor Thank you for your sponsorship! Why you should never count the windows How Trump’s DOJ Hit List is already transforming America He got his son a really cool Christmas gift Why Lemont wants to buy a house The telltale sign your relationship is over The red flag we all should see Lemont had all kinds of feelings She asks to take an Uber to the movies Arms were the worst invention in history The complex idea of virtue Why tying something up never made sense The Chronicle wants Lemont back CEO of United Health Insurance is gunned down Is AirBnB really ruining the economy? This is why C-Dog may have voted for Trump Why the Chronicle wants Lemont to come back The conspiracy theories “they” don’t tell you about Is the world really real? He was born 200 years too early Six weeks of gagging The unwanted civilization He’s doing his mom a disservice Why you really should call your mom every day He’ll be the next Chronicle opinion page editor The unwanted civilization The inexplicably vanishing fries He’s thinking of getting out of journalism altogether