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Where'd Candorville go?](https://www.candorville.com/detroit-whered-candorville-go/) - [DETROIT UPDATE: Candorville to Return on Monday!](https://www.candorville.com/detroit-update-candorville-to-return-on-monday/) - [Wondercon in San Francisco This Weekend!](https://www.candorville.com/wondercon-in-san-francisco-this-weekend/) - [CHAT LIVE with Darrin Bell @ the Washington Post today!](https://www.candorville.com/chat-live-with-darrin-bell-the-washington-post-today/) - [Sign up for the Candorville newsletter](https://www.candorville.com/sign-up-for-the-candorville-newsletter/) - [I CAN'T WRITE!!!](https://www.candorville.com/i-cant-write/) - [US subverting Democracy in Iraq?](https://www.candorville.com/us-subverting-democracy-in-iraq/) - [Candorville Can't Subtract](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-cant-subtract-2/) - [Candorville Can't Subtract](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-cant-subtract/) - [Cartoon in the NY Times Today](https://www.candorville.com/cartoon-in-the-ny-times-today-2/) - [Cartoon in the NY Times Today](https://www.candorville.com/cartoon-in-the-ny-times-today/) - [White House Reporters Actually Do Their Job!](https://www.candorville.com/white-house-reporters-actually-do-their-job-2/) - [White House Reporters Actually Do Their Job!](https://www.candorville.com/white-house-reporters-actually-do-their-job/) - [Lucas jabs at 'Bush's empire' in new Star Wars film](https://www.candorville.com/lucas-jabs-at-bushs-empire-in-new-star-wars-film-2/) - [Lucas jabs at 'Bush's empire' in new Star Wars film](https://www.candorville.com/lucas-jabs-at-bushs-empire-in-new-star-wars-film/) - [Bush: U.S. Image Tarnished by... NEWSWEEK?](https://www.candorville.com/bush-us-image-tarnished-by-newsweek/) - [The Door's Wide Open](https://www.candorville.com/the-doors-wide-open/) - [A reader takes issue with Monday's Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/a-reader-takes-issue-with-mondays-candorville/) - [CORRECTION for this Sunday's cartoon!](https://www.candorville.com/correction-for-this-sundays-cartoon/) - [Confusion over last Sunday's Candorville?](https://www.candorville.com/confusion-over-last-sundays-candorville/) - [U.S. Opposed Calls at NATO for Probe of Uzbek Killings](https://www.candorville.com/us-opposed-calls-at-nato-for-probe-of-uzbek-killings/) - [Blogging Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/blogging-candorville/) - [NEWSFLASH - Karl Rove Leaked Undercover CIA Operative's Name?](https://www.candorville.com/newsflash-karl-rove-leaked-undercover-cia-operatives-name-2/) - [NEWSFLASH - Karl Rove Leaked Undercover CIA Operative's Name?](https://www.candorville.com/newsflash-karl-rove-leaked-undercover-cia-operatives-name/) - [Seattle readers - Write to the Times Now!](https://www.candorville.com/seattle-readers-write-to-the-times-now-2/) - [Seattle readers - Write to the Times Now!](https://www.candorville.com/seattle-readers-write-to-the-times-now/) - [Candorville in the San Francisco Chronicle](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-in-the-san-francisco-chronicle-2/) - [Candorville in the San Francisco Chronicle](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-in-the-san-francisco-chronicle/) - [NEW -- Talk about Candorville in our new DISCUSSION FORUM!](https://www.candorville.com/new-talk-about-candorville-in-our-new-discussion-forum-2/) - [NEW -- Talk about Candorville in our new DISCUSSION FORUM!](https://www.candorville.com/new-talk-about-candorville-in-our-new-discussion-forum/) - [Candorville Asks for Katrina Accountability](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-asks-for-katrina-accountability/) - [Cartoonists Without Borders](https://www.candorville.com/cartoonists-without-borders/) - [Rita Evacuees Can't Believe They're Being Housed In Jail](https://www.candorville.com/rita-evacuees-cant-believe-theyre-being-housed-in-jail/) - [Serenity Now](https://www.candorville.com/serenity-now/) - [Circling the Drain - Perjury and Obstruction of Justice](https://www.candorville.com/circling-the-drain-perjury-and-obstruction-of-justice/) - [Reader Mailbag - Inspiration Down Under](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-inspiration-down-under/) - [Be careful what you wish for...](https://www.candorville.com/be-careful-what-you-wish-for/) - [Profiting from terror (again and again and...)](https://www.candorville.com/profiting-from-terror-again-and-again-and-2/) - [Profiting from terror (again and again and...)](https://www.candorville.com/profiting-from-terror-again-and-again-and/) - [New SUSAN GARCIA design available in the Candorville shop!](https://www.candorville.com/new-susan-garcia-design-available-in-the-candorville-shop-2/) - [New SUSAN GARCIA design available in the Candorville shop!](https://www.candorville.com/new-susan-garcia-design-available-in-the-candorville-shop/) - [Mad Redundant](https://www.candorville.com/mad-redundant-2/) - [Mad Redundant](https://www.candorville.com/mad-redundant/) - [Misreading America's Blunder](https://www.candorville.com/misreading-americas-blunder-2/) - [Misreading America's Blunder](https://www.candorville.com/misreading-americas-blunder/) - [Candorville Book Sells Out](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-book-sells-out/) - [New designs, products in the Candorville shop!](https://www.candorville.com/new-designs-products-in-the-candorville-shop/) - [Stupid Reader of the Day](https://www.candorville.com/stupid-reader-of-the-day/) - [Candorville Comes to the Bay Area](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-comes-to-the-bay-area/) - [Reader Mailbag - Abortion?](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-abortion/) - [Reader Mailbag - The Army's Recruitment Numbers](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-the-armys-recruitment-numbers/) - [About those Mohammed Cartoons...](https://www.candorville.com/about-those-mohammed-cartoons/) - ["Sedition?" Are they serious?](https://www.candorville.com/sedition-are-they-serious-2/) - ["Sedition?" Are they serious?](https://www.candorville.com/sedition-are-they-serious/) - [WonderCon Appearance This Saturday](https://www.candorville.com/wondercon-appearance-this-saturday-2/) - [WonderCon Appearance This Saturday](https://www.candorville.com/wondercon-appearance-this-saturday/) - [Google's Memory Hole](https://www.candorville.com/googles-memory-hole-2/) - [Google's Memory Hole](https://www.candorville.com/googles-memory-hole/) - [Office of Faith-Manipulating Initiatives](https://www.candorville.com/office-of-faith-manipulating-initiatives-2/) - [Office of Faith-Manipulating Initiatives](https://www.candorville.com/office-of-faith-manipulating-initiatives/) - ["HACKABLE DIEBOLD MACHINES COVERTLY RE-CERTIFIED IN CALIFORNIA BY SOS!"](https://www.candorville.com/hackable-diebold-machines-covertly-re-certified-in-california-by-sos/) - [I so wanted to steal this...](https://www.candorville.com/i-so-wanted-to-steal-this/) - [Candorville Nominated for the Glyph Award](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-nominated-for-the-glyph-award/) - [OK, maybe Google's not so bad after all...](https://www.candorville.com/ok-maybe-googles-not-so-bad-after-all/) - [Newsflash: Scalia is not an impartial jurist](https://www.candorville.com/newsflash-scalia-is-not-an-impartial-jurist/) - [Cool and Useless](https://www.candorville.com/cool-and-useless/) - [Science:3, Intelligent Design: 0](https://www.candorville.com/science3-intelligent-design-0/) - [Candorville Nation](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-nation-2/) - [Candorville Nation](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-nation/) - [The Liar is Dead, Long Live the Liar](https://www.candorville.com/the-liar-is-dead-long-live-the-liar-2/) - [The Liar is Dead, Long Live the Liar](https://www.candorville.com/the-liar-is-dead-long-live-the-liar/) - [Star Trek Back in 2008](https://www.candorville.com/star-trek-back-in-2008-2/) - [Star Trek Back in 2008](https://www.candorville.com/star-trek-back-in-2008/) - [Neil Young's "Living With War" has a blog](https://www.candorville.com/neil-youngs-living-with-war-has-a-blog-2/) - [Neil Young's "Living With War" has a blog](https://www.candorville.com/neil-youngs-living-with-war-has-a-blog/) - [Reader Mailbag - Distressed in Detroit](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-distressed-in-detroit/) - [Outrage over the American National Anthem in Spanish](https://www.candorville.com/outrage-over-the-american-national-anthem-in-spanish/) - [Candorville in St. Louis?](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-in-st-louis/) - [NSA phone-monitoring aimed at journalists?](https://www.candorville.com/nsa-phone-monitoring-aimed-at-journalists/) - [Cartoon on irrational fear of "illegals" sparks irrational backlash](https://www.candorville.com/cartoon-on-irrational-fear-of-illegals-sparks-irrational-backlash/) - [President's CIA-pick Hayden had no idea Americans had a right to privacy.](https://www.candorville.com/presidents-cia-pick-hayden-had-no-idea-americans-had-a-right-to-privacy/) - [Darrin at Chicago Book Signing This Thursday](https://www.candorville.com/darrin-at-chicago-book-signing-this-thursday/) - [Did Dean call anti-gay bigots "bigots?"](https://www.candorville.com/did-dean-call-anti-gay-bigots-bigots-2/) - [Did Dean call anti-gay bigots "bigots?"](https://www.candorville.com/did-dean-call-anti-gay-bigots-bigots/) - [St. Louis readers - vote for Candorville!](https://www.candorville.com/st-louis-readers-vote-for-candorville-2/) - [St. Louis readers - vote for Candorville!](https://www.candorville.com/st-louis-readers-vote-for-candorville/) - [Don't forget to vote for Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/dont-forget-to-vote-for-candorville-2/) - [Don't forget to vote for Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/dont-forget-to-vote-for-candorville/) - [Reader mailbag - "Do you hate everything Bush does?"](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-do-you-hate-everything-bush-does-2/) - [Reader mailbag - "Do you hate everything Bush does?"](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-do-you-hate-everything-bush-does/) - [Will Ferrell on George Bush on Global Warming](https://www.candorville.com/will-ferrell-on-george-bush-on-global-warming/) - [Candorville on MySpace](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-on-myspace/) - [Well, at least the Stalinists love us...](https://www.candorville.com/well-at-least-the-stalinists-love-us/) - ["The Daily Show" = Enemy of Democracy?](https://www.candorville.com/the-daily-show-enemy-of-democracy/) - [Jenna Bush Leaves the Country](https://www.candorville.com/jenna-bush-leaves-the-country/) - [The Scrutinator: Dishonest Darrin Bell](https://www.candorville.com/the-scrutinator-dishonest-darrin-bell/) - [Superman Returns](https://www.candorville.com/superman-returns/) - [Al Qaida hates Indiana, loves NYC!](https://www.candorville.com/al-qaida-hates-indiana-loves-nyc-2/) - [Al Qaida hates Indiana, loves NYC!](https://www.candorville.com/al-qaida-hates-indiana-loves-nyc/) - [More Fake Outrage, More Wimpy Democrats](https://www.candorville.com/more-fake-outrage-more-wimpy-democrats-2/) - [More Fake Outrage, More Wimpy Democrats](https://www.candorville.com/more-fake-outrage-more-wimpy-democrats/) - [The President and the Pig](https://www.candorville.com/the-president-and-the-pig-2/) - [The President and the Pig](https://www.candorville.com/the-president-and-the-pig/) - [Candorville lampoon of Senator Bunning "treasonous and traitor-like"](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-lampoon-of-senator-bunning-treasonous-and-traitor-like-2/) - [Candorville lampoon of Senator Bunning "treasonous and traitor-like"](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-lampoon-of-senator-bunning-treasonous-and-traitor-like/) - [Candorville on Stem Cell Research](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-on-stem-cell-research-2/) - [Candorville on Stem Cell Research](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-on-stem-cell-research/) - [Candorville book sells out (sort of)](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-book-sells-out-sort-of-2/) - [Candorville book sells out (sort of)](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-book-sells-out-sort-of/) - [BE AFRAID! Plot to bomb planes thwarted!](https://www.candorville.com/be-afraid-plot-to-bomb-planes-thwarted-2/) - [BE AFRAID! Plot to bomb planes thwarted!](https://www.candorville.com/be-afraid-plot-to-bomb-planes-thwarted/) - [Foiled Terrorist Plot Doesn't Help Republicans](https://www.candorville.com/foiled-terrorist-plot-doesnt-help-republicans/) - [Vote for Candorville in another ridiculous newspaper poll](https://www.candorville.com/vote-for-candorville-in-another-ridiculous-newspaper-poll/) - [Candorville on Israel](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-on-israel-2/) - [Candorville on Israel](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-on-israel/) - [Olberman Channels Edward R. Murrow](https://www.candorville.com/olberman-channels-edward-r-murrow-2/) - [Olberman Channels Edward R. Murrow](https://www.candorville.com/olberman-channels-edward-r-murrow/) - [Reader mailbag - "But Lieberman IS 'moderate!' the Media says so!"](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-but-lieberman-is-moderate-the-media-says-so-2/) - [Reader mailbag - "But Lieberman IS 'moderate!' the Media says so!"](https://www.candorville.com/reader-mailbag-but-lieberman-is-moderate-the-media-says-so/) - [Fox News finally notices the Diebold voting machine scandal](https://www.candorville.com/fox-news-finally-notices-the-diebold-voting-machine-scandal/) - [Democrats on Bush on Osama](https://www.candorville.com/democrats-on-bush-on-osama/) - [Islamists to Pope: Stop saying we're violent or we'll kill you.](https://www.candorville.com/islamists-to-pope-stop-saying-were-violent-or-well-kill-you-2/) - [Islamists to Pope: Stop saying we're violent or we'll kill you.](https://www.candorville.com/islamists-to-pope-stop-saying-were-violent-or-well-kill-you/) - [What a surprise...](https://www.candorville.com/what-a-surprise-2/) - [What a surprise...](https://www.candorville.com/what-a-surprise/) - [Is the Boogeyman dead?](https://www.candorville.com/is-the-boogeyman-dead-2/) - [Is the Boogeyman dead?](https://www.candorville.com/is-the-boogeyman-dead/) - [Clinton Unloads on Faux News](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-unloads-on-faux-news-2/) - [Clinton Unloads on Faux News](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-unloads-on-faux-news/) - [Calling all spinners -- explain how Bush has "made us safer."](https://www.candorville.com/calling-all-spinners-explain-how-bush-has-made-us-safer/) - [Clinton on Faux: How could Roger Ailes be so confused?](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-on-faux-how-could-roger-ailes-be-so-confused-2/) - [Clinton on Faux: How could Roger Ailes be so confused?](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-on-faux-how-could-roger-ailes-be-so-confused/) - [New Candorville book, collector's edition available here!](https://www.candorville.com/new-candorville-book-collectors-edition-available-here/) - [White House punks Christians](https://www.candorville.com/white-house-punks-christians/) - [Appearance: Schulz Museum, October 21, 1p.m.](https://www.candorville.com/appearance-schulz-museum-october-21-1pm/) - [Painful campaign ad](https://www.candorville.com/painful-campaign-ad/) - [Here we go...](https://www.candorville.com/here-we-go/) - [How many of these does it take?](https://www.candorville.com/how-many-of-these-does-it-take/) - [I'm sorry about what you said I said.](https://www.candorville.com/im-sorry-about-what-you-said-i-said/) - [Vote and be deported](https://www.candorville.com/vote-and-be-deported/) - [October Surprise: the Saddam Death Sentence](https://www.candorville.com/october-surprise-the-saddam-death-sentence-2/) - [October Surprise: the Saddam Death Sentence](https://www.candorville.com/october-surprise-the-saddam-death-sentence/) - [Hispanic voters targeted AGAIN?](https://www.candorville.com/hispanic-voters-targeted-again-2/) - [Hispanic voters targeted AGAIN?](https://www.candorville.com/hispanic-voters-targeted-again/) - [Ignoring that cross-burning elephant in the room](https://www.candorville.com/ignoring-that-cross-burning-elephant-in-the-room-2/) - [Ignoring that cross-burning elephant in the room](https://www.candorville.com/ignoring-that-cross-burning-elephant-in-the-room/) - [Desperate to Vote](https://www.candorville.com/desperate-to-vote-2/) - [Desperate to Vote](https://www.candorville.com/desperate-to-vote/) - [Why can't we be more like South Africa?](https://www.candorville.com/why-cant-we-be-more-like-south-africa/) - [Histury Lessens](https://www.candorville.com/histury-lessens/) - [Winning Hearts and Minds, example 29,987](https://www.candorville.com/winning-hearts-and-minds-example-29987/) - [Channeling one's inner loser](https://www.candorville.com/channeling-ones-inner-loser/) - [Politics is the art of the disgusting](https://www.candorville.com/politics-is-the-art-of-the-disgusting/) - [Candorville on YouTube](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-on-youtube/) - [It's all in the timing.](https://www.candorville.com/its-all-in-the-timing-2/) - [It's all in the timing.](https://www.candorville.com/its-all-in-the-timing/) - [When the story matches the ad...](https://www.candorville.com/when-the-story-matches-the-ad-2/) - [When the story matches the ad...](https://www.candorville.com/when-the-story-matches-the-ad/) - [Merry Christmas, Iraq, three years late](https://www.candorville.com/merry-christmas-iraq-three-years-late/) - [R.I.P., Godfather](https://www.candorville.com/rip-godfather/) - [Chicago Cancels Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/chicago-cancels-candorville/) - [And now for something good...](https://www.candorville.com/and-now-for-something-good/) - [More on Candorville and Chicago](https://www.candorville.com/more-on-candorville-and-chicago/) - [Candorville: more respect for the truth than for the dead?](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-more-respect-for-the-truth-than-for-the-dead-2/) - [Candorville: more respect for the truth than for the dead?](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-more-respect-for-the-truth-than-for-the-dead/) - [Candorville and Chicago](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-and-chicago-2/) - [Candorville and Chicago](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-and-chicago/) - [The SpOILs of War](https://www.candorville.com/the-spoils-of-war/) - [An incipient dictator spends his political capital](https://www.candorville.com/an-incipient-dictator-spends-his-political-capital/) - [Has Sean Hannity Gone Crazy?](https://www.candorville.com/has-sean-hannity-gone-crazy/) - [Silence is Betrayal](https://www.candorville.com/silence-is-betrayal/) - [Finally a comics poll that makes sense](https://www.candorville.com/finally-a-comics-poll-that-makes-sense-2/) - [Finally a comics poll that makes sense](https://www.candorville.com/finally-a-comics-poll-that-makes-sense/) - [And now, for a moment of Zen...](https://www.candorville.com/and-now-for-a-moment-of-zen/) - [Lib'ral Media Covers Up for Obama](https://www.candorville.com/libral-media-covers-up-for-obama/) - [RSS subscribers, you need to resubscribe](https://www.candorville.com/rss-subscribers-you-need-to-resubscribe-2/) - [RSS subscribers, you need to resubscribe](https://www.candorville.com/rss-subscribers-you-need-to-resubscribe/) - [Get ready for President Clinton](https://www.candorville.com/get-ready-for-president-clinton/) - [Washington Times disavows Insight over Obama story](https://www.candorville.com/washington-times-disavows-insight-over-obama-story/) - [SF Mayor Proves He's Not Gay](https://www.candorville.com/sf-mayor-proves-hes-not-gay/) - [Best way to ruin your astronaut career](https://www.candorville.com/best-way-to-ruin-your-astronaut-career/) - [What's this guy done, really?](https://www.candorville.com/whats-this-guy-done-really/) - [Fox News: Barack Obama, Sex Offender?](https://www.candorville.com/fox-news-barack-obama-sex-offender/) - [Fox News: Oh no, Obama (gasp) SMOKES!](https://www.candorville.com/fox-news-oh-no-obama-gasp-smokes/) - [Fox's Obama obsession: If it walks like racism and talks like racism...](https://www.candorville.com/foxs-obama-obsession-if-it-walks-like-racism-and-talks-like-racism/) - [Work for us, and you don't even have to pay for the privilege!](https://www.candorville.com/work-for-us-and-you-dont-even-have-to-pay-for-the-privilege/) - [George Washington's Mojo](https://www.candorville.com/george-washingtons-mojo/) - [Tim Hardaway and the Senseless Crowd](https://www.candorville.com/tim-hardaway-and-the-senseless-crowd/) - [Candorville Nominated for the Glyph Award (again)](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-nominated-for-the-glyph-award-again/) - [What's going on with the LA Times?](https://www.candorville.com/whats-going-on-with-the-la-times/) - [A Conservapedia Reality Check](https://www.candorville.com/a-conservapedia-reality-check/) - [More Conservapedia Wisdom: Marriage](https://www.candorville.com/more-conservapedia-wisdom-marriage/) - [Jay Kennedy has Died](https://www.candorville.com/jay-kennedy-is-dead/) - [Plame was covert, but Fox won't let go of the myth](https://www.candorville.com/plame-was-covert-but-fox-wont-let-go-of-the-myth/) - [Clinton spins the war vote](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-spins-the-war-vote-2/) - [Clinton spins the war vote](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-spins-the-war-vote/) - [Image Over Substance](https://www.candorville.com/image-over-substance/) - [Changing Course on Illegal Immigration?](https://www.candorville.com/changing-course-on-illegal-immigration/) - [I don't think "robust" means what Bush thinks it means](https://www.candorville.com/i-dont-think-robust-means-what-bush-thinks-it-means/) - [Candorville In The Loop](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-in-the-loop-2/) - [Candorville In The Loop](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-in-the-loop/) - [No really, it's brilliant, let's ANNOUNCE our coup](https://www.candorville.com/no-really-its-brilliant-lets-announce-our-coup-2/) - [No really, it's brilliant, let's ANNOUNCE our coup](https://www.candorville.com/no-really-its-brilliant-lets-announce-our-coup/) - [LA Readers - how to follow Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/la-readers-how-to-follow-candorville/) - [McCain jokes about bombing Iran](https://www.candorville.com/mccain-jokes-about-bombing-iran/) - [Amazing animation: A patrol in Iraq](https://www.candorville.com/amazing-animation-a-patrol-in-iraq/) - [I Love LA](https://www.candorville.com/i-love-la/) - [Of course they let Paris out of jail](https://www.candorville.com/of-course-they-let-paris-out-of-jail/) - [CNN is dead to me](https://www.candorville.com/cnn-is-dead-to-me/) - [Obama's odd reason for opposing impeachment](https://www.candorville.com/obamas-odd-reason-for-opposing-impeachment/) - [Michael Moore injures Wolf Blitzer in cage match](https://www.candorville.com/michael-moore-injures-wolf-blitzer-in-cage-match/) - [It's cool, but is it an editorial cartoon?](https://www.candorville.com/its-cool-but-is-it-an-editorial-cartoon-2/) - [It's cool, but is it an editorial cartoon?](https://www.candorville.com/its-cool-but-is-it-an-editorial-cartoon/) - [Why Bush should be Impeached](https://www.candorville.com/why-bush-should-be-impeached/) - ["Stephanie Miller Show" goes slumming with Candorville's Darrin Bell](https://www.candorville.com/stephanie-miller-show-goes-slumming-with-candorvilles-darrin-bell/) - [If the Media were Liberal...](https://www.candorville.com/if-the-media-were-liberal/) - [Tom Hanks is James Bond](https://www.candorville.com/tom-hanks-is-james-bond/) - [Chauncey Bailey Assassinated in Oakland](https://www.candorville.com/chauncey-bailey-assassinated-in-oakland/) - [Senseless and Stupid](https://www.candorville.com/senseless-and-stupid/) - ["And now, for a moment of Zen"](https://www.candorville.com/and-now-for-a-moment-of-zen-2/) - [If we have universal healthcare, the terrorists win](https://www.candorville.com/if-we-have-universal-healthcare-the-terrorists-win/) - [Losing as an art form](https://www.candorville.com/losing-as-an-art-form/) - [A letter to hip-hop](https://www.candorville.com/a-letter-to-hip-hop/) - [Ghetto Fabulous](https://www.candorville.com/ghetto-fabulous/) - [Same movie, different actors](https://www.candorville.com/same-movie-different-actors/) - [Harry Reid: the paper tiger roars](https://www.candorville.com/harry-reid-the-paper-tiger-roars/) - [The South's Gayest Comic Strip](https://www.candorville.com/the-souths-gayest-comic-strip/) - [Penguins are always stealing jobs from Latinos](https://www.candorville.com/penguins-are-always-stealing-jobs-from-latinos/) - [Readers swear they're not closet homosexuals](https://www.candorville.com/readers-swear-theyre-not-closet-homosexuals/) - [Stephen Colbert Meets the Press](https://www.candorville.com/stephen-colbert-meets-the-press/) - ["Harry Potter" Disapparates from Catholic School](https://www.candorville.com/harry-potter-disapparates-from-catholic-school/) - [Clinton follows Bush's lead on the Media](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-follows-bushs-lead-on-the-media/) - [Looking on the Brighter Side, part 1](https://www.candorville.com/looking-on-the-brighter-side-part-1/) - [Thanksgiving Message for 2007](https://www.candorville.com/thanksgiving-message-for-2007/) - [Citigroup and the Bush Economy](https://www.candorville.com/citigroup-and-the-bush-economy-2/) - [Citigroup and the Bush Economy](https://www.candorville.com/citigroup-and-the-bush-economy/) - [Somebody get Larry Craig off the Computer](https://www.candorville.com/somebody-get-larry-craig-off-the-computer/) - [Friday Movie: The Jerk](https://www.candorville.com/friday-movie-the-jerk/) - [Sold out!](https://www.candorville.com/sold-out/) - [This just in: Huckabee is Jesus](https://www.candorville.com/this-just-in-huckabee-is-jesus/) - [Reader accuses Candorville of RAPE joke](https://www.candorville.com/reader-accuses-candorville-of-rape-joke/) - [Town Hall Defends Foxxx News from Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/town-hall-defends-foxxx-news-from-candorville/) - [Merry War-on-Christmas!](https://www.candorville.com/merry-war-on-christmas/) - [I Killed Journeyman](https://www.candorville.com/i-killed-journeyman/) - [Minority cartoonists plan February 10 comics page "crossover"](https://www.candorville.com/minority-cartoonists-plan-february-10-comics-page-crossover-2/) - [Minority cartoonists plan February 10 comics page "crossover"](https://www.candorville.com/minority-cartoonists-plan-february-10-comics-page-crossover/) - [Raleigh News & Observer adds Candorville](https://www.candorville.com/raleigh-news-observer-adds-candorville/) - [Geek Tuesday: Amazing Iron Man animation](https://www.candorville.com/geek-tuesday-amazing-iron-man-animation/) - [If only Bush had watched What's Happenin'](https://www.candorville.com/if-only-bush-had-watched-whats-happenin/) - [Letter to Editor: Candorville's mockery of bigots offends me!](https://www.candorville.com/letter-to-editor-candorvilles-mockery-of-bigots-offends-me/) - [Geek Tuesday: Iron Man animation, part 2](https://www.candorville.com/geek-tuesday-iron-man-animation-part-2-2/) - [Candorville bat-signal: Santa Rosa readers, contact your paper](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-bat-signal-santa-rosa-readers-contact-your-paper-2/) - [Geek Tuesday: Iron Man animation, part 2](https://www.candorville.com/geek-tuesday-iron-man-animation-part-2/) - [Candorville bat-signal: Santa Rosa readers, contact your paper](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-bat-signal-santa-rosa-readers-contact-your-paper/) - [Rambo, McCain: It's only a coincidence](https://www.candorville.com/rambo-mccain-its-only-a-coincidence/) - [The Clintons smoked identity politics, inhaled big-time](https://www.candorville.com/the-clintons-smoked-identity-politics-inhaled-big-time/) - [February 10 comics page demonstration mentioned in Newsweek](https://www.candorville.com/february-10-comics-page-demonstration-mentioned-in-newsweek/) - [Geek Tuesday: Iron Man animation, conclusion](https://www.candorville.com/geek-tuesday-iron-man-animation-conclusion-2/) - [Geek Tuesday: Iron Man animation, conclusion](https://www.candorville.com/geek-tuesday-iron-man-animation-conclusion/) - ["Yes We Can" vs. "Me Me Me"](https://www.candorville.com/yes-we-can-vs-me-me-me/) - [Today's the day](https://www.candorville.com/todays-the-day-2/) - [Today's the day](https://www.candorville.com/todays-the-day/) - [New York Post story nominated for "most ignored of 2008 award."](https://www.candorville.com/new-york-post-story-nominated-for-most-ignored-of-2008-award/) - [Surely someone at Secret Service is about to be promoted](https://www.candorville.com/surely-someone-at-secret-service-is-about-to-be-promoted-2/) - [Clinton set to disprove "Brazile Rule"](https://www.candorville.com/clinton-set-to-disprove-brazile-rule-2/) - [Dead people endorse Hillary Clinton](https://www.candorville.com/dead-people-endorse-hillary-clinton-2/) - [Thank God for Culture Clash, example #28,987](https://www.candorville.com/thank-god-for-culture-clash-example-28987/) - [Obama on Race in America](https://www.candorville.com/obama-on-race-in-america/) - [God, I miss the New Jack Swing era](https://www.candorville.com/god-i-miss-the-new-jack-swing-era/) - ["Candorville" returns to San Francisco](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-returns-to-san-francisco/) - [Thank God for Culture Clash, example # 28,988](https://www.candorville.com/thank-god-for-culture-clash-example-28988/) - [Candorville's back in Santa Rosa!](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-back-in-santa-rosa/) - [San Francisco Chronicle solicits more "Candorville" feedback!](https://www.candorville.com/san-francisco-chronicle-solicits-more-candorville-feedback/) - [Getting married? Get a custom wedding invitation cartoon by Darrin Bell](https://www.candorville.com/getting-married-get-a-custom-wedding-invitation-cartoon-by-darrin-bell/) - [G.W. Bush Makes the Ultimate Sacrifice](https://www.candorville.com/gw-bush-makes-the-ultimate-sacrifice/) - [Surprisingly, Bush Lied about the Golf Thing](https://www.candorville.com/surprisingly-bush-lied-about-the-golf-thing/) - [Geraldine Ferraro Needs a New Dictionary](https://www.candorville.com/geraldine-ferraro-needs-a-new-dictionary/) - [Hillary Clinton, Get Out Now. It's over.](https://www.candorville.com/hillary-clinton-get-out-now-its-over/) - [Media Didn't Do It's Job](https://www.candorville.com/media-didnt-do-its-job/) - [The Republicans Love Their Countup Clocks](https://www.candorville.com/the-republicans-love-their-countup-clocks/) - [Barack Obama's Father's Day Message](https://www.candorville.com/barack-obamas-fathers-day-message/) - [George Carlin on Death](https://www.candorville.com/george-carlin-on-death/) - [Bat signal: Calling all BOSTON Candorville readers!](https://www.candorville.com/bat-signal-calling-all-boston-candorville-readers/) - [McCain is Wile E. Coyote](https://www.candorville.com/mccain-is-wile-e-coyote/) - [This now officially the weirdest election I can remember](https://www.candorville.com/this-now-officially-the-weirdest-election-i-can-remember/) - [Fox News has a point about Obama?](https://www.candorville.com/fox-news-has-a-point-about-obama/) - [McCain campaign predicts 15 kerbillion-point convention bump for Obama](https://www.candorville.com/mccain-campaign-predicts-15-kerbillion-point-convention-bump-for-obama/) - [What I learned about Michelle Obama from Larry King](https://www.candorville.com/what-i-learned-about-michelle-obama-from-larry-king/) - [Time out, there's a hurricane in my eyes.](https://www.candorville.com/time-out-there-hurricanes-in-my-eyes/) - [Sarah Palin Bush Cheney Rove's speech last night](https://www.candorville.com/sarah-palin-bush-cheney-roves-speech-last-night/) - [From the color of his skin to the content of the color of his skin](https://www.candorville.com/from-the-color-of-his-skin-to-the-content-of-the-color-of-his-skin/) - [Can pedophiles even vote? (or "John McCain's latest ad")](https://www.candorville.com/can-pedophiles-even-vote-or-john-mccains-latest-ad/) - [Thanks for clearing that up](https://www.candorville.com/thanks-for-clearing-that-up/) - [North Carolina readers: Vote for Candorville!](https://www.candorville.com/north-carolina-readers-vote-for-candorville/) - [Katie Couric Must be Sexist](https://www.candorville.com/katie-couric-must-be-sexist/) - [Bootleg video of this Wednesday's prez debate](https://www.candorville.com/bootleg-video-of-this-wednesdays-prez-debate/) - ["B" is for "Moron"](https://www.candorville.com/b-is-for-moron/) - [Wassuuuup! Eight Years Later](https://www.candorville.com/wassuuuup-eight-years-later/) - [Obama, the Porch, and Grandpa Roscoe](https://www.candorville.com/obama-the-porch-and-grandpa-roscoe/) - [Candorville trial in the Sacramento Bee](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-trial-in-the-sacramento-bee/) - [ATTENTION SEATTLE READERS - Write to the TIMES, now!](https://www.candorville.com/attention-seattle-readers-write-to-the-times-now/) - [UPDATE - Seattle Times pushes back cancellation date](https://www.candorville.com/update-seattle-times-pushes-back-cancellation-date/) - [Help Keep Candorville in Sacramento and Seattle!](https://www.candorville.com/help-keep-candorville-in-sacramento-and-seattle/) - [SEATTLE READERS! The TIMES cancels Candorville. Write in NOW](https://www.candorville.com/seattle-readers-the-times-cancels-candorville-write-in-now/) - [Merry War-on-Christmas!](https://www.candorville.com/merry-war-on-christmas-2/) - [Candorville Returns to Seattle!](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-returns-to-seattle/) - [Buy a poster of last Sunday's "Inauguration of Barack Obama" cartoon!](https://www.candorville.com/buy-a-poster-of-last-sundays-inauguration-of-barack-obama-cartoon/) - [The San Francisco Chronicle adds Candorville dailies](https://www.candorville.com/the-san-francisco-chronicle-adds-candorville-dailies/) - [Obama Inauguration posters shipping](https://www.candorville.com/obama-inauguration-posters-shipping/) - ["If I criticize Obama, I'm racist?!"](https://www.candorville.com/if-i-criticize-obama-im-racist/) - [One of the most beautiful moments I've ever seen](https://www.candorville.com/one-of-the-most-beautiful-moments-ive-ever-seen/) - [St. LOUIS readers - VOTE for Candorville!!!](https://www.candorville.com/st-louis-readers-vote-for-candorville-3/) - [It's "Democratic Party," not "Democrat Party."](https://www.candorville.com/its-democratic-party-not-democrat-party/) - ["Rocky Mountain News" readers, read Candorville here!](https://www.candorville.com/rocky-mountain-news-readers-read-candorville-here/) - [New Star Trek trailer is here](https://www.candorville.com/new-star-trek-trailer-is-here/) - [I knew I shouldn't have answered the phone](https://www.candorville.com/i-knew-i-shouldnt-have-answered-the-phone/) - [Long Attention Span Theater](https://www.candorville.com/long-attention-span-theater/) - [St. Louis readers, write to the P-D now](https://www.candorville.com/st-louis-readers-write-to-the-p-d-now/) - [Michael Steele is a human lie diagram](https://www.candorville.com/michael-steele-is-a-human-lie-diagram/) - ["Personal Attacks" Are So Very Entertaining](https://www.candorville.com/personal-attacks-are-so-very-entertaining/) - [Keep writing to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch](https://www.candorville.com/keep-writing-to-the-st-louis-post-dispatch/) - [DETROIT drops Candorville - Write to the Free Press](https://www.candorville.com/detroit-drops-candorville-write-to-the-free-press/) - [How to Save Newspapers](https://www.candorville.com/how-to-save-newspapers/) - [Site was down, now it's up](https://www.candorville.com/site-was-down-now-its-up/) - [The Ghost Paper](https://www.candorville.com/the-ghost-paper/) - [Checking in on the state of the Republican Party](https://www.candorville.com/checking-in-on-the-state-of-the-republican-party/) - [New Commenting System - what do you think?](https://www.candorville.com/new-commenting-system-what-do-you-think/) - [Comparing Our Torture to Japan's Torture?](https://www.candorville.com/comparing-our-torture-to-japans-torture/) - [Star Trek vs. Star Wars](https://www.candorville.com/star-trek-vs-star-wars/) - [A Man of Many Cities](https://www.candorville.com/a-man-of-many-cities/) - [The Freeloader Myth](https://www.candorville.com/the-freeloader-myth/) - [Dick Cheney's Secret Location Disclosed](https://www.candorville.com/dick-cheneys-secret-location-disclosed/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week of 2009-05-31](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-of-2009-05-31/) - [Fan-Made "Green Lantern" Movie Trailer](https://www.candorville.com/fan-made-green-lantern-movie-trailer/) - [Candorville website archive problems](https://www.candorville.com/candorville-website-archive-problems/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-07](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-ending-2009-06-07/) - [Twit Wisdom by Senator Grassley](https://www.candorville.com/twit-wisdom-by-senator-grassley/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-14](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-ending-2009-06-14/) - [Senator Ensign demands Senator Ensign's resignation](https://www.candorville.com/senator-ensign-demands-senator-ensigns-resignation/) - [Iranians show USA how it's done](https://www.candorville.com/iranians-show-usa-how-its-done/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-21](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-ending-2009-06-21/) - [Moonwalking Through the Pearly Gates](https://www.candorville.com/moonwalking-through-the-pearly-gates/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-06-28](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-ending-2009-06-28/) - [Join the official Candorville Facebook page!](https://www.candorville.com/join-the-official-candorville-facebook-page/) - [The White Screen of Death](https://www.candorville.com/the-white-screen-of-death/) - [Today's comic is working now](https://www.candorville.com/todays-comic-is-working-now/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-07-05](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-ending-2009-07-05/) - ["Michael Jackson" Candorville series available as a poster](https://www.candorville.com/michael-jackson-candorville-series-available-as-a-poster/) - [Need just five more orders to order posters](https://www.candorville.com/need-just-five-more-orders-to-order-posters/) - [Candorville's Twitter posts for the week ending 2009-07-12](https://www.candorville.com/candorvilles-twitter-posts-for-the-week-ending-2009-07-12/) - 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[Nobody tell him](https://www.candorville.com/comic/nobody-tell-him/) - [Today is the day to set things right again](https://www.candorville.com/comic/today-is-the-day-to-set-things-right-again/) - [The "Floating Pile of Garbage" rally](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-floating-pile-of-garbage-rally/) - [Donald Trump's vile history with Puerto Rico, in five cartoons](https://www.candorville.com/comic/donald-trumps-vile-history-with-puerto-rico-in-five-cartoons/) - [Why you talk so white?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/why-you-talk-so-white-2/) - [Change only occurs after an interlude](https://www.candorville.com/comic/change-only-occurs-after-an-interlude/) - [A brief interlude](https://www.candorville.com/comic/a-brief-interlude/) - [LA Times and Washington Post refuse to endorse Harris or Trump](https://www.candorville.com/comic/la-times-and-washington-post-refuse-to-endorse-harris-or-trump/) - [Trump will be women's "protector" "whether they like it or not"](https://www.candorville.com/comic/trump-will-be-womens-protector-whether-they-like-it-or-not/) - [What she sees up there](https://www.candorville.com/comic/what-she-sees-up-there/) - [That thing on his thingamajig](https://www.candorville.com/comic/that-thing-on-his-thingamajig/) - [She totally knows how that is](https://www.candorville.com/comic/she-totally-knows-how-that-is/) - [You may as well have more](https://www.candorville.com/comic/you-may-as-well-have-more/) - [What is he doing?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/what-is-he-doing/) - [](https://www.candorville.com/comic/28856/) - [Creepy Tucker Carlson's "Daddy Trump" speech](https://www.candorville.com/comic/creepy-tucker-carlsons-daddy-trump-speech/) - [Elon Musk in regular contact with Putin since 2022](https://www.candorville.com/comic/elon-musk-in-regular-contact-with-putin-since-2022/) - [Why Lemont's absolutely sure UFOs exist](https://www.candorville.com/comic/why-lemonts-absolutely-sure-ufos-exist/) - [The very obvious flaw](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-very-obvious-flaw/) - [He's never understood what women want](https://www.candorville.com/comic/hes-never-understood-what-women-want/) - [There are no men anymore](https://www.candorville.com/comic/28832/) - [The problem with the Date-a-Dude guy](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-problem-with-the-date-a-dude-guy/) - [Why hippos are better than us](https://www.candorville.com/comic/why-hippos-are-better-than-us/) - [When a guy flat out ignores you](https://www.candorville.com/comic/when-a-guy-flat-out-ignores-you/) - [How's his what?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/hows-his-what/) - [Trump decries the "enemy from within"](https://www.candorville.com/comic/trump-decries-the-enemy-from-within/) - [The suspicious gift](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-suspicious-gift/) - [](https://www.candorville.com/comic/28809/) - [C-Dog wants to borrow Lemont's kid](https://www.candorville.com/comic/28800/) - [Dr. Democrat's Dastardly Climate Control Caper](https://www.candorville.com/comic/dr-democrats-dastardly-climate-control-caper/) - [The very costly traffic](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-very-costly-traffic/) - [At least Mussolini made the trains run on time](https://www.candorville.com/comic/at-least-mussolini-made-the-trains-run-on-time/) - [Racism on Twitter may just be the start](https://www.candorville.com/comic/racism-on-twitter-may-just-be-the-start/) - [](https://www.candorville.com/comic/28768/) - [The worst thing imaginable](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-worst-thing-imaginable/) - [How does that make you feel?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/how-does-that-make-you-feel/) - [Slowly-ticking quasars](https://www.candorville.com/comic/slowly-ticking-quasars/) - [Only one round left for you](https://www.candorville.com/comic/only-one-round-left-for-you/) - [Is this all there be?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/is-this-all-there-be/) - [JD Vance smoothly lies his way through his debate against Tim Walz](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jd-vance-smoothly-lies-his-way-through-his-debate-against-tim-walz/) - [I complained that I only had two nickels...](https://www.candorville.com/comic/i-complained-that-i-only-had-two-nickels/) - [Why Tyrone cracked Rosencrantz over the head with a bottle](https://www.candorville.com/comic/why-tyrone-cracked-rosencrantz-over-the-head-with-a-bottle/) - [Tyrone believes science proves God's existence](https://www.candorville.com/comic/tyrone-believes-science-proves-gods-existence/) - [Where you were last night, according to The Observer Effect](https://www.candorville.com/comic/where-you-were-last-night-according-to-the-observer-effect/) - [Where would you be without me?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/where-would-you-be-without-me/) - [Lionel's first baseball game](https://www.candorville.com/comic/lionels-first-baseball-game/) - [Momma never inherited anything](https://www.candorville.com/comic/momma-never-inherited-anything/) - [Meanwhile, on a barren street...](https://www.candorville.com/comic/meanwhile-on-a-barren-street/) - [Donald Trump's wild debate with Kamala Harris](https://www.candorville.com/comic/donald-trumps-wild-debate-with-kamala-harris/) - [The conversation that isn't](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-conversation-that-isnt/) - [North Carolina GOP candidate for Governor Mark Robinson is weird](https://www.candorville.com/comic/north-carolina-gop-candidate-for-governor-mark-robinson-is-weird/) - [Gigantic asteroids strike Earth more often than we'd thought](https://www.candorville.com/comic/gigantic-asteroids-strike-earth-more-often-than-wed-thought/) - [GOP response to the Apalachee High school shooting](https://www.candorville.com/comic/gop-response-to-the-apalachee-high-school-shooting/) - [Why he makes no plans](https://www.candorville.com/comic/why-he-makes-no-plans/) - [Wait For It](https://www.candorville.com/comic/wait-for-it/) - [Hufty Humungous Trash Bags](https://www.candorville.com/comic/hufty-humungous-trash-bags/) - [Where You Been At](https://www.candorville.com/comic/where-you-been-at/) - [Remember Gerbil Automotive](https://www.candorville.com/comic/remember-gerbil-automotive/) - [Lizard People](https://www.candorville.com/comic/lizard-people/) - [Hungry Hungry Haitians](https://www.candorville.com/comic/hungry-hungry-haitians/) - [Aug 02, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/aug-02-2024/) - [Aug 08, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/aug-08-2024/) - [Aug 23, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/aug-23-2024/) - [Aug 30, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/aug-30-2024/) - [Voting Wrongs](https://www.candorville.com/comic/voting-wrongs/) - [The Dastardly Housekeeper](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-dastardly-housekeeper/) - [Cleaning Up Mommas House](https://www.candorville.com/comic/cleaning-up-mommas-house/) - [Rewatching Babylon5](https://www.candorville.com/comic/rewatching-babylon5/) - [Babylon5](https://www.candorville.com/comic/babylon5/) - [John Ritter](https://www.candorville.com/comic/john-ritter/) - [Jan 29, 2020 - Bondi](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jan-29-2020-bondi/) - [Sep 20, 2019](https://www.candorville.com/comic/sep-20-2019/) - [Dec 24, 2015 - Trump](https://www.candorville.com/comic/dec-24-2015-trump/) - [Jun 11, 2015 - Dissonance](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jun-11-2015-dissonance/) - [Jan 16, 2016 - Universal](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jan-16-2016-universal/) - [Dec 30, 2015 - See Hear](https://www.candorville.com/comic/dec-30-2015-see-hear/) - [Oct 30, 2015 - Polarization](https://www.candorville.com/comic/oct-30-2015-polarization/) - [Apr 24, 2015 - Drones](https://www.candorville.com/comic/apr-24-2015-drones/) - [Apr 08, 2015 - Police](https://www.candorville.com/comic/apr-08-2015-police/) - [Feb 18, 2014 - N Korea](https://www.candorville.com/comic/feb-18-2014-n-korea/) - [2000 - Gay Marriage](https://www.candorville.com/comic/2000-gay-marriage/) - [Blocking For Mental Health Reasons](https://www.candorville.com/comic/blocking-for-mental-health-reasons/) - [Lets Play Doctor](https://www.candorville.com/comic/lets-play-doctor/) - [Have I Done Enough Good In The World](https://www.candorville.com/comic/have-i-done-enough-good-in-the-world/) - [The Comics Page](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-comics-page/) - [When Will Lemont Visit Momma](https://www.candorville.com/comic/when-will-lemont-visit-momma/) - 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[Too Much Sheltering](https://www.candorville.com/comic/too-much-sheltering/) - [But She Hates Kids](https://www.candorville.com/comic/but-she-hates-kids/) - [She Has A Beautiful Place](https://www.candorville.com/comic/she-has-a-beautiful-place/) - [Project 2025](https://www.candorville.com/comic/project-2025-2/) - [Stop Collecting Data](https://www.candorville.com/comic/stop-collecting-data/) - [Jul 31, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-31-2024/) - [Kamala](https://www.candorville.com/comic/kamala/) - [Did Not Want](https://www.candorville.com/comic/did-not-want/) - [The Very Best Thing](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-very-best-thing/) - [Memes](https://www.candorville.com/comic/memes/) - [Project 2025](https://www.candorville.com/comic/project-2025/) - [Natural Selection](https://www.candorville.com/comic/natural-selection/) - [Egg](https://www.candorville.com/comic/egg/) - [Pride](https://www.candorville.com/comic/pride/) - [Lionel](https://www.candorville.com/comic/lionel-2/) - [Blue](https://www.candorville.com/comic/blue/) - [Banana](https://www.candorville.com/comic/banana-2/) - [Sewious](https://www.candorville.com/comic/sewious/) - [Nicestthing](https://www.candorville.com/comic/nicestthing-2/) - [Older](https://www.candorville.com/comic/older-2/) - [Hat](https://www.candorville.com/comic/hat/) - [Toilet](https://www.candorville.com/comic/toilet-2/) - [Customers](https://www.candorville.com/comic/customers/) - [Ufo](https://www.candorville.com/comic/ufo/) - [That Talk](https://www.candorville.com/comic/that-talk/) - [Practice](https://www.candorville.com/comic/practice-2/) - [Onething](https://www.candorville.com/comic/onething-2/) - [Gilligan](https://www.candorville.com/comic/gilligan-2/) - [Confession](https://www.candorville.com/comic/confession-2/) - [Miserable](https://www.candorville.com/comic/miserable-2/) - [Jul 25, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-25-2024/) - [Jul 23, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-23-2024/) - [No He Didnt](https://www.candorville.com/comic/no-he-didnt/) - [Jul 18, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-18-2024/) - [Jul 16, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-16-2024/) - [Jul 12, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-12-2024/) - [Jul 09, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-09-2024/) - [Getting Ahead](https://www.candorville.com/comic/getting-ahead/) - [Replicators Can Save The World](https://www.candorville.com/comic/replicators-can-save-the-world/) - [Highish Speed Internet](https://www.candorville.com/comic/highish-speed-internet/) - [Pass The Ketchup](https://www.candorville.com/comic/pass-the-ketchup/) - [Nip That In The Butt](https://www.candorville.com/comic/nip-that-in-the-butt/) - [Jul 02, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jul-02-2024/) - [Jun 28, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jun-28-2024/) - [Jun 27, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/jun-27-2024/) - [Catching On](https://www.candorville.com/comic/catching-on/) - [A Study Proved It](https://www.candorville.com/comic/a-study-proved-it/) - 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[Lawsuit](https://www.candorville.com/comic/lawsuit/) - [Urban Adventure Playgrounds](https://www.candorville.com/comic/urban-adventure-playgrounds/) - [He Called From The Future](https://www.candorville.com/comic/he-called-from-the-future/) - [The Fifteen Thousand Dollar Question](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-fifteen-thousand-dollar-question/) - [Avoiding The Storm](https://www.candorville.com/comic/avoiding-the-storm/) - [The Ocean Of Life](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-ocean-of-life-2/) - [He Bought The Book](https://www.candorville.com/comic/he-bought-the-book/) - [Vote Or Eat](https://www.candorville.com/comic/vote-or-eat/) - [The Lesser Evil](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-lesser-evil/) - [The World Moves Really Fast](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-world-moves-really-fast/) - [He Dreamt He Was Dreaming](https://www.candorville.com/comic/he-dreamt-he-was-dreaming/) - [Lucid Dreaming](https://www.candorville.com/comic/lucid-dreaming/) - [The Mesopotamian Singer](https://www.candorville.com/comic/the-mesopotamian-singer/) - 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[Bwing It On](https://www.candorville.com/comic/bwing-it-on-2/) - [Bargain](https://www.candorville.com/comic/bargain-2/) - [Conspiracy](https://www.candorville.com/comic/conspiracy-2/) - [Groupon](https://www.candorville.com/comic/groupon-2/) - [Math Class](https://www.candorville.com/comic/math-class/) - [Allowance](https://www.candorville.com/comic/allowance/) - [Spare Change](https://www.candorville.com/comic/spare-change-3/) - [One Thing](https://www.candorville.com/comic/one-thing/) - [Retire](https://www.candorville.com/comic/retire/) - [Doody](https://www.candorville.com/comic/doody/) - [May 31, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/may-31-2024/) - [May 30, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/may-30-2024/) - [May 22, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/may-22-2024/) - [May 20, 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic/may-20-2024/) - [China's Number One?](https://www.candorville.com/comic/chinas-number-one/) - [The Very Important Call From Mr. Click-Whistle-Chirp](https://www.candorville.com/comic/important-call-mr-click-whistle-chirp/) - 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[Ask Sadie](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/ask-sadie/) - [Mort and Rudy](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/mort-and-rudy/) - [Sadie and Uncle Mort](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/sadie-and-uncle-mort/) - [Breaking News](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/breaking-news/) - [Sadie Cohen](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/sadie-cohen/) - [Armstrong and Randy](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/armstrong-and-randy/) - [Armstrong Doing Business](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/armstrong-doing-business/) - [Uncle Mort and the Outside World](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/uncle-mort-and-the-outside-world/) - [Open Mic Night](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/open-mic-night/) - [Uncle Mort and Randy "The Rock" Taylor](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/uncle-mort-and-randy-the-rock-taylor/) - [Randy's Guides](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/randys-guides/) - [Armstrong and Customers](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/armstrong-and-customers/) - [Rudy and Darlene](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/rudy-and-darlene/) - [Rudy Pontificates](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/rudy-pontificates/) - [Rudy alone with his technology](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/rudy-alone-with-his-technology/) - [The Fad Herald](https://www.candorville.com/chapter/the-fad-herald/) ## Comic Tags - [Ask Sadie](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ask-sadie/) - [history](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/history/) - [Sadie Cohen](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/sadie-cohen/) - [school shootings](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/school-shootings/) - [violence](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/violence/) - [dating](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/dating/) - [internet](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/internet/) - [love](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/love/) - [Randy Taylor](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/randy-taylor/) - [relationships](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/relationships/) - [Rudy Park](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/rudy-park/) - [technology](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/technology/) - [social media](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/social-media/) - [Open Mike Night](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/open-mike-night/) - [environment](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/environment/) - [Fad Herald](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/fad-herald/) - [gun control](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gun-control/) - [politics](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/politics/) - [Billy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/billy/) - [childhood](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/childhood/) - [parenthood](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/parenthood/) - [children](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/children/) - [college](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/college/) - [customers](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/customers/) - [money](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/money/) - [advice](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/advice/) - [gaming](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gaming/) - [Rudy and Randy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/rudy-and-randy/) - [Armstrong Maynard](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/armstrong-maynard/) - [exploitation](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/exploitation/) - [McJobs](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mcjobs/) - [Rudy and Armstrong](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/rudy-and-armstrong/) - [1980s](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/1980s/) - [nostalgia](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/nostalgia/) - [Sadie and Rudy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/sadie-and-rudy/) - [Obamacare](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/obamacare/) - [depression](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/depression/) - [grammar](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/grammar/) - [Middle East](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/middle-east/) - [Iraq](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/iraq/) - [Iraq War](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/iraq-war/) - [terrorism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/terrorism/) - [war](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/war/) - [colonialism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/colonialism/) - [plate tectonics](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/plate-tectonics/) - [science](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/science/) - [Randy the Scientist](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/randy-the-scientist/) - [age](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/age/) - [geology](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/geology/) - [apologies](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/apologies/) - [Krushchev](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/krushchev/) - [Pangaea](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/pangaea/) - [Rudy v Sadie](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/rudy-v-sadie/) - [Barry White](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/barry-white/) - [credenza](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/credenza/) - [mustache](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mustache/) - [TARDIS](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/tardis/) - [Time Lord](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/time-lord/) - [anniversaries](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/anniversaries/) - [Mort Park](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mort-park/) - [OJ Simpson](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/oj-simpson/) - [Trial of the Century](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/trial-of-the-century/) - [distractions](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/distractions/) - [Game of War](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/game-of-war/) - [games](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/games/) - [Captain Kirk](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/captain-kirk/) - [Gene Roddenberry](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gene-roddenberry/) - [purpleshirts](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/purpleshirts/) - [redshirts](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/redshirts/) - [Spock](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/spock/) - [Star Trek](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/star-trek/) - [Uncle Mort](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/uncle-mort/) - [advil](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/advil/) - [Affordable Care Act](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/affordable-care-act/) - [drugs](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/drugs/) - [health](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/health/) - [healthcare](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/healthcare/) - [ibuprofen](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ibuprofen/) - [medicine](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/medicine/) - [mice](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mice/) - [commercials](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/commercials/) - [I Love Lucy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/i-love-lucy/) - [television](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/television/) - [Coffee King](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/coffee-king/) - [House of Java](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/house-of-java/) - [superstition](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/superstition/) - [tea](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/tea/) - [youth](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/youth/) - [boredom](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/boredom/) - [routines](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/routines/) - [celebrity](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/celebrity/) - [fame](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/fame/) - [men and women](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/men-and-women/) - [promises](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/promises/) - [ebola](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ebola/) - [Canada](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/canada/) - [tax havens](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/tax-havens/) - [atheism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/atheism/) - [Christianity](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/christianity/) - [Christmas](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/christmas/) - [commercialism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/commercialism/) - [holidays](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/holidays/) - [religion](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/religion/) - [shopping](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/shopping/) - [gifts](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gifts/) - [birthdays](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/birthdays/) - [parents](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/parents/) - [election 2016](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/election-2016/) - [Hillary Clinton](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/hillary-clinton/) - [Randy's Alpha Lessons](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/randys-alpha-lessons/) - [Randy's Man Lessons](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/randys-man-lessons/) - [alternative history](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/alternative-history/) - [bikinis](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/bikinis/) - [CDs](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/cds/) - [Nintendo](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/nintendo/) - [Playstation](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/playstation/) - [ISIS](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/isis/) - [Oscars](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/oscars/) - [Barack Obama](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/barack-obama/) - [jingoism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/jingoism/) - [patriotism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/patriotism/) - [Rudy Giuliani](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/rudy-giuliani/) - [mobile alerts](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mobile-alerts/) - [news](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/news/) - [Ted Cruz](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ted-cruz/) - [Tom Cruise](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/tom-cruise/) - [independent contractor](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/independent-contractor/) - [tax fraud](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/tax-fraud/) - [taxes](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/taxes/) - [Future Guy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/future-guy/) - [Open Mic Night](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/open-mic-night/) - [poetry](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/poetry/) - [Baltimore Riots](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/baltimore-riots/) - [riots](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/riots/) - [Avengers](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/avengers/) - [bootlegs](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/bootlegs/) - [Randy and Armstrong](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/randy-and-armstrong/) - [Big Bird](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/big-bird/) - [Girlscouts](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/girlscouts/) - [Sesame Street](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/sesame-street/) - [elections](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/elections/) - [Republican Party](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/republican-party/) - [apps](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/apps/) - [creativity](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/creativity/) - [GarageBand](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/garageband/) - [music](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/music/) - [abortion](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/abortion/) - [Planned Parenthood](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/planned-parenthood/) - [Facebook](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/facebook/) - [foodies](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/foodies/) - [ham sandwich](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ham-sandwich/) - [Ask S](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ask-s/) - [affection](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/affection/) - [romance](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/romance/) - [anchor babies](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/anchor-babies/) - [immigration](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/immigration/) - [affairs](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/affairs/) - [Darlene](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/darlene/) - [Darlene Desai](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/darlene-desai/) - [infidelity](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/infidelity/) - [mid-life crisis](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mid-life-crisis/) - [machismo](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/machismo/) - [manhood](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/manhood/) - [Candorville crossover](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/candorville-crossover/) - [sex](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/sex/) - [nature](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/nature/) - [Andrea Wheaton](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/andrea-wheaton/) - [fine print](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/fine-print/) - [flirting](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/flirting/) - [zombie](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/zombie/) - [Harrison Ford](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/harrison-ford/) - [Jewish naming ceremony](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/jewish-naming-ceremony/) - [Star Wars](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/star-wars/) - [mixtape](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mixtape/) - [flu season](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/flu-season/) - [Thanksgiving](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/thanksgiving/) - [turkey](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/turkey/) - [friendship](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/friendship/) - [performance review](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/performance-review/) - [breakup](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/breakup/) - [hashtags](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/hashtags/) - [twitter](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/twitter/) - [Jeb Bush](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/jeb-bush/) - [Mort](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mort/) - [president](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/president/) - [narcissism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/narcissism/) - [obsession](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/obsession/) - [selfies](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/selfies/) - [Randy-Man](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/randy-man/) - [superhero](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/superhero/) - [war on Christmas](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/war-on-christmas/) - [greed](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/greed/) - [Very Bad Man](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/very-bad-man/) - [existence](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/existence/) - [matrix](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/matrix/) - [World Wide Web](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/world-wide-web/) - [beauty products](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/beauty-products/) - [cocaine](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/cocaine/) - [Donald Trump](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/donald-trump/) - [Mussolini](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mussolini/) - [smoking](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/smoking/) - [Putin](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/putin/) - [Russia](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/russia/) - [comic books](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/comic-books/) - [Supergirl](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/supergirl/) - [aliens](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/aliens/) - [Europa](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/europa/) - [Jupiter](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/jupiter/) - [life](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/life/) - [space](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/space/) - [architect](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/architect/) - [family](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/family/) - [AI](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/ai/) - [artificial intelligence](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/artificial-intelligence/) - [supermind](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/supermind/) - [beyonce](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/beyonce/) - [Beyonce's "Formation" video](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/beyonces-formation-video/) - [formation](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/formation/) - [gravitational waves](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gravitational-waves/) - [gravity waves](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gravity-waves/) - [race](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/race/) - [video](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/video/) - [Batman v Superman](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/batman-v-superman/) - [BvS](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/bvs/) - [critics](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/critics/) - [reviews](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/reviews/) - [memories](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/memories/) - [armstrong](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/armstrong/) - [badman](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/badman/) - [memory](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/memory/) - [E.T.](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/e-t/) - [movies](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/movies/) - [pop culture](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/pop-culture/) - [automation](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/automation/) - [robopocalypse](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/robopocalypse/) - [robots](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/robots/) - [FathersDay](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/fathersday/) - [mothers](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mothers/) - [courage](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/courage/) - [marriage](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/marriage/) - [misery](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/misery/) - [neanderthals](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/neanderthals/) - [wikipedia](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/wikipedia/) - [China](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/china/) - [gun violence](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/gun-violence/) - [mass shootings](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mass-shootings/) - [Republicans](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/republicans/) - [Kamala Harris](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/kamala-harris/) - [2024 election](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/2024-election/) - [racism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/racism/) - [Trump lies](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/trump-lies/) - [Mark Robinson](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/mark-robinson/) - [sexism](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/sexism/) - [white supremacy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/white-supremacy/) - [rosencrantz and tyrone](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/rosencrantz-and-tyrone/) - [candorville](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/candorville/) - [sports](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/sports/) - [parenting](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/parenting/) - [election 2024](https://www.candorville.com/comic-tag/election-2024/) ## Locations - [House of Java Cafe](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/house-of-java-cafe/) - [Armstrong's Office](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/armstrongs-office/) - [Uncle Mort's House](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/uncle-morts-house/) - [Sadie Cohen's House](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/sadie-cohens-house/) - [Rudy's Tree](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/rudys-tree/) - [Rudy's House](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/rudys-house/) - [podium](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/podium/) - [bus stop](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/bus-stop/) - [sidewalk](https://www.candorville.com/comic-location/sidewalk/) ## Characters - [Randy Taylor](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/randy-taylor/) - [Rudy Park](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/rudy-park/) - [Sadie Cohen](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/sadie-cohen/) - [aliens](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/aliens/) - [Fad Herald](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/fad-herald/) - [Billy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/billy/) - [Armstrong Maynard](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/armstrong-maynard/) - [Mort Park](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/mort-park/) - [Captain Kirk](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/captain-kirk/) - [Spock](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/spock/) - [customers](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/customers/) - [patrons](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/patrons/) - [Hillary Clinton](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/hillary-clinton/) - [Future Guy](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/future-guy/) - [Darlene Desai](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/darlene-desai/) - [Meleagris Gobbler](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/meleagris-gobbler/) - [The Tree](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/the-tree/) - [Lemont Brown](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/lemont-brown/) - [Artificial Intelligence](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/artificial-intelligence/) - [The Fad Herald](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/the-fad-herald/) - [Stressed Dad](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/stressed-dad/) - [Republican Elephant](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/republican-elephant/) - [Donald Trump](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/donald-trump/) - [Mark Robinson](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/mark-robinson/) - [Clyde](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/clyde/) - [Rosencrantz](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/rosencrantz/) - [Tyrone](https://www.candorville.com/comic-character/tyrone/)