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Lemont and Clyde talk about the Candorville Chokers baseball team
At the bus stop, Lemont is telling Clyde that Momma never inherited anything.

Momma never inherited anything; I'm not going to inherit anything...
I want to leave my son something that'll completely change his life when he gets it.
There that video of you trying to dance on "Soul Train" in the '90s. THAT'LL change his life.
I meant like a HOUSE.
There some things you just can't ever un-see.
Lemont receives a letter about all the asteroids smashing into Earth
C-Dog explains to Lemont why he makes no plans.

You have any plans today, Clyde?
Nah Dawg, that ain't how it go.
The C-Dog don't make plans, Big L. You make a plan, you spend all day tryin' to make that plan happen.
...An' you fail to capitalize on the dozens of random opportunities that come outta no place ereday.
Plans is for the lazy.

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